The Anti-Twilight Lexicon

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Vampire Mythology

Let's go over the basic criteria of a vampire.

  • Burns in sun
  • Needs human blood to survive
  • Can only reproduce by transfer of blood or infection

These three points are universal.  Even in other myth-bashing series, like the Darren Shan Saga, these three characteristics are there.  Many other myths exist, from the pale vampires to the bloated, to the detachable body parts to the nostrils.  But again, those three characteristics are consistently there.

Shall we take a look at the Meyerpires?  (Do we really want to?)

 

 Renesmee's Conception

Cells of the Dead Variety

Skin Tones