The Most Popular Book in the Whole Wide World, by Xlormp
It is about a girl named Friggen' Gorgeous, Frig for short, who lives with a hobo and lusts after a space-alien-like being named Xlormp in the small town of Spatulas. She wants more than anything to become his girl-slave, but he denies her befuddlingly. Meanwhile, her friend Hector seems to be turning into a robot..
Best parody I've ever read. Ever.
-Myn
The Most Popular Book in the Whole Wide World
The Most Second Book in the Whole Series
Only Slightly Better Than The Last Book
Twilight DVD release parties: because buying the DVD in the afternoon never occurred to anyone, more or less moronic teenagers.
Articles:
http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2009/03/twilight-robert.html?iid=top25-'Twilight'+DVD+release%3A+Partying+at+midnight%3F
http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2009/03/21/we-hang-with-twilight-star-ashley-greene-at-dvd-release-party/
http://www.sltrib.com/ci_11964445
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b105484_twilighters_trip_bite_fantastic_dvd.html
http://www.bostonherald.com/entertainment/movies/dvd/view/2009_03_21_%E2%80%98Twilight__time:_You_ll_go_bats_for_bloody_good_extras_on_vampire_set/srvc=home&position=also
http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2009/03/twilight-dvd-sp.html
http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/markets/industries/retail/walmart-hosts-midnight-events-blood-drives-special-greeting-history-making/
-Kat, March 21 2009
Poor Rpattz...
'Twilight' Review - Parent's Movie Guide- MSN Movies
Kristen Stewart sinks her teeth into Twilight role -The Gazette
Twilight Mania is moving into the White House-ReelzChannel
'Twilight' barely gets the blood flowing- USATODAY
Robert Pattinson Talks Bare Bellies, Biting Strangers-E! Online
Robert Pattinson Goes "Completely Deaf" at Twilight Premiere- USmagazine
Twilight Review- FlickFilosopher -... They're kidding, right?
-Myn, November 21 2008
Meyer digs her own grave.
Did 'Breaking Dawn' Ruin the Twilight Series? --Vulture- Entertainment and Culture Blog
Dissappointed Breaking Dawn fans organize protest- CBC
'Twilight': A snap judgement on 'Breaking Dawn'- Los Angeles Times
'Twilight' Author Reacts To 'Breaking Dawn Complaints- MTV Movie News
-see Rabid Fan-Girls for additional entertainment
Breaking Dawn Book Review- Entertainment Weekly
Fan reactions to 'Breaking Dawn' - Entertainment Weekly
Love Bites- The Washington Post
Enjoy.
-Myn, August 10 2008
We have one person, CTTfilms, on youtube made a video about us called The Anti-Twilight Lexicon